Some of them want to use you

I have decided that Video On Demand is the single greatest invention in the history of mankind. Not only do I, for $8 a month, get just oodles of variable quality rasslin, but between free movies and the movies provided by Encore (which is also free on my cable for some reason) there is a handful of excellent movies (currently, to name three: Ghostbusters, Lolita, Roger Rabbit) and excellently bad movies (I'm watching The Great White Hype this second).

I must admit, I have a problem. I'm an addict. I can't not throw on a random movie when I'm doing...whatever... Many nights I need noise to sleep, and the worst movie possible is a beautiful time waster. I can't even count the number of times I've fallen asleep before a movie is out of it's first act, then have to struggle with the question of whether or not to watch the whole thing the next day.

I'm very fascinating.